Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...