Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...