Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.