Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...