A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...