Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...