Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...