Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...