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Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
Economics astrology
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Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.