the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
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Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...