The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Set up hidden cameras
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Discuss track types
|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...