How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...