The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...