Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...