Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...