Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...