Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...