Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...