Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...