All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...