Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...