Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...