Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...