Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...