Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...