A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...