The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...