Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
The World’s Shortest Books
The World’s Shortest Books25. “My Plan To Find The Real Killers” by O.J. Simpson24....
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...