Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...