Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen