Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken – the demerit system...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...