Getting revenge with marriage
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A Blonde Visit to D.C.
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A blind pilot is flying this plane?
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Translations for men
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yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Darwin Awards
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Rejection Letter Form
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In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...