Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...