Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...