Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
The Feline Diet
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The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...