Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...