What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...