Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Destroy an opponent
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Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...