Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!