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Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
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Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
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What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Prison Versus Housewives
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Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...