A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...