Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...