The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...