Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...