The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
The programmer’s cheer
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THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...