Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....