Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
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These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.