Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...