Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.