Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Blonde on blonde
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OLD never dies
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Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
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How do you drownd a blonde?
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What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
New Scope
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Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
A maggot with attitude!
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