New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...